Tuesday, July 27, 2004

My Dream Last Week

[d1noli @ Tuesday, July 27, 2004]

I seriously think I'm psychotic. (I just have a knack of hiding this fact to the rest of the world.) Why else would I have the kind of dreams I have?

I'm sure you all remember the one where I was trying to watch a Betamax tape of the Wizard of Oz only to treated instead to Whoopi Goldberg naked and performing unspeakable acts. Or how about the one where I dreamt of a guy robbing a bank in an Elvis outfit and mask who was later killed and revealed to be Jesus Christ?

Just last week, I was struck with another one of these weird psycho dreams. What started off as your typical porn dream with 4 cute guys going at it like rabbits suddenly turns to a scene where two women are being skinned alive by doctors. Now what kind of perverted mind do I have that I am able to dream this kind of stuff? Why in the hell did it go from horny-happy to sadistic-horror? Yes, only in the twisted psyche of moi can you get this.

Dreams are supposed to be manifestations of your repressed feelings and experiences. So what are my dreams telling me?

The floor is now open for interpretation.

4 Comments:

At 1:12 PM, Blogger rgucci said...

Wow, this post is a really trimmed down and edited version of the original draft, isn't it? Knowing you, you probably planned on describing unspeakable sexual acts.

Interpretations? That's hard (misinterpretations welcome)...

We are going to need more information about important details. Like, was this a wet dream? And if it was, how did you wash the stains off the sheets? Or does it bother you at all?

 
At 4:02 AM, Blogger d1noli said...

Yeah. I did trim it up a bit, didn't I? I just felt that going into detail would be pointless. After all, who wants to hear the details about a porno that turns sadistic?

And the answer is no, it wasn't a wet dream. Isn't it true that one cannot get wet dreams if they get some [pootie-tang] regularly? I know I hadn't had one ever since marriage.

As far as the stains on the sheets. Well, I'm guilty as charged. They are pretty stained...WITH BLOOD. GwahahahahahaH!

 
At 8:34 PM, Blogger Cocooned said...

Yes, really weird dream... let me ask some questions about it:
1) You described the guys as "cute" but you didn't describe the women. Do you remember details about them?
2) Why FOUR guys???
3) Were the doctors the same as the guys in the first scene?
4) Did you feel that you knew any of these characters in your dream?

My interpretation for now: you're into S&M.

Maybe Chris, our resident Pscyho major, can offer a better reading....

 
At 9:11 PM, Blogger d1noli said...

Ken,

1) The women were beautiful. Model-like. Big boobs. Blonde long hair.
2) I don't know why 4 guys. I don't have any control of my dreams. It did make for a good orgy though.
3) No, the doctors we're different. They were clearly older men. Also, they didn't look evil or anything. They looked like normal doctors and while they were skinning these women they were acting like it was some ordinary operation. No one was acting like a demented person.
4) Did not know the people at all. Although I wouldn't have minded knowing the guys.

 

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